My name is Shoichi Irie.
I'm an eighth-grader at a famous private middle school.
This town that I live in, Namimori, is nothing special.
It's an extremely normal, quiet town.
But recently...
Sawada
You stupid cow!
I'm going to kill you today!
Gokudera-kun, don't!
Are you okay, Lambo?
Boss, you don't need to worry about that guy!
Hayato, you're bothering the neighbors. Stop being a kid.
Sis!
Gokudera-kun!
I don't think it's just my imagination that it's gotten a lot noisier...
Target 70 The Misfortune of Shoichi Irie
Reborn, need seconds?
Sure.
Me too!
Sure, coming right up.
Oh hey, where's Lambo?
Not here yet. Sleepyhead Lambo.
I guess we can have some peace and quiet, with him gone.
Thought he'd come.
Lambo-san has arrived!
I'm gonna eat till I bust!
Put your horns on straight before you come down here!
You can't be doing that, Lambo.
You have to look in the mirror and get ready properly.
Lambo doesn't take care of himself.
Do it properly!
It was on purpose!
I'll fix it this time...
It was on purpose, though!
Reborn, die!
He shot that trying to pretend he wasn't embarrassed?!
He flew off...
Here you go, Lambo-kun.
Huh? Where'd he go?
No!
What was that?
I don't know...
It came from the room over there.
What was that sound?
What's going on?
Shoichi, why did you stop there?
I wonder who's kid that is.
Barging into someone else's house is bad, you know.
Are you okay?
Were you hurt?
Reborn went boom and then flew!
That doesn't make sense.
You want this?
Here you go.
What's your name?
You're a nice guy.
You can become one of my henchmen.
Right...
Where is your home?
My house is in Italy!
Italy?
Maybe he just moved back here?
Or he just came here to see the sights with his parents?
Oh, Sho-chan, could you get that?
Who is it?
I was asked to deliver this.
I'll leave it here.
Umm... By who?
He slid down.
All the candy is Lambo-san's.
Grape's my favorite.
Oh, Sho-chan, what was it?
Some weird foreigner gave me this...
A Gift of Apology, from the Bovinos
"A Gift of Apology"?
"We regret the trouble Lambo has caused you."
"Please accept this small token as our way of making amends."
"Also, please give the cow-print package to Lambo."
...it says.
It's me! It is!
I guess that's Lambo.
Lambo-san is... me!
Wasn't that a bit fast?
Oh my goodness...
There's money in here.
Is that real?
There's other stuff in here too.
Wine... Pasta... Olive oil...
It must be from Italy!
I don't think that's the issue...
This is a problem...
We can't take this.
Th-This is...
What's this?
Oh, must be a kid's toy.
I'm not so sure...
Sorry, Sho-chan, but could you take him and this box back to where he lives?
Me?
They must be pretty big celebrities or something to send such an extravagant package.
I'd be too nervous to go there...
But why me?
I don't even know where his house is.
That won't be a problem.
All right...
He has a missing child card.
Namimori District 3 Sawada
It says Sawada-san. I wonder if that's his relative?
That's Tsuna's house. Reborn's there, so I came here.
Reborn was like boom and pow!
I don't really get what he's saying, but isn't that Reborn-san he's speaking of?
Must be.
The address listed is pretty close.
Head over there, Sho-chan.
They must be so worried about Lambo-chan.
But I...
Get a move on.
Why is it always me?
That was good.
Got any more?
I think it's around here...
That's a toy, isn't it?
It's something the boss sent me. It's my favorite thing in the whole world.
Wanna see?
Do ya?!
No, I think I'd rather stay as far away from it as possible...
Ho-he-hum-he-ho! But I would show one of my henchmen!
I said no, thanks.
Oh, here it is.
Sawada
Lambo-san is home!
Hello, Mom?
There's a woman sleeping in a bikini in the front yard!
Calm down, Sho-chan. That's called sunbathing.
You have to be rich to do that when it's not summer.
I guess the Sawadas are celebrities!
They must have a big house.
Huh? Not really...
Well, good luck!
Do you need something here?
You didn't need anything?!
Haru!
You're wearing that to visit my house, again?
Oh, Tsuna-san!
What are you doing?
It's a version-up and an upgrade from the last one!
It makes maximum impact now, don't you think?
You didn't have to come all this way to show me.
And besides, you're not even scary.
That's not true.
The person who was just here got really freaked out!
Who was it?
What was that?
What are you up to?
He's scary.
Are you...
This guy's gotta be a delinquent.
I'm gonna end up in a fight...
And I'm gonna get my butt kicked.
Are you a hitman sent to assassinate the boss?!
You won't lay a single finger on him while I'm around!
Die!
Hello, Hayato.
Sis!
Silly Hayato, he's sleeping in a weird place again.
You need something?
Umm, I'm looking for Reborn-san...
Are you after him?
What's wrong, Bianchi?
Oh, Reborn.
Reborn-san?
Wasn't Reborn-san supposed to be some foreign celebrity or something?
Reborn-san is just a baby!
Huh, a baby?
Oh, you mean a "babe", not a baby, right?
A really strong babe?
No!
What is it?
Umm, this is...
Oh, Reborn, here you are!
Lambo...
You've really done it this time!
My boss sent me these!
Take this!
Excuse me!
What was that about?
Who knows.
Are you okay, Gokudera-kun?
Reborn took out Lambo!
Celebrities have it nice.
What did he buy for him?
He didn't buy anything...
Oh, those celebs... Were they shooting fireworks during the day?
No!
Anyway, I don't want to do this anymore.
I'm going home.
What are you saying?
We can't accept that package.
Go say hello and return it.
Got it.
I just have to give this back...
A bunch of fancy cars just pulled up in front of Sawada-san's house.
They must be rich after all.
A bunch of foreigners are coming out of them...
Celebrities must hang out with people from around the world.
Dino-san.
Hey, Tsuna.
What's up?
I thought you went back to Italy.
I had some work to do over here.
And I thought I'd come pay my beloved little brother a visit.
Don't listen to him, he's here for the food.
Romario, don't make it sound like that's the only reason I came.
Tsuna, that wasn't true, but your mom is a great cook.
You want to join us?
Sorry about that, Tsuna.
You guys can go home.
Don't give Reborn and his crew any trouble, boss.
Shut up.
Oh, it's Kyoya.
Been a while.
Huh, Hibari-san?
You're still in Namimori?
That's perfect.
This time, I'll bite you to death.
Here he goes again...
Wait, Kyoya. Training's over, there's no need to fight.
Like I care.
I just have to bite you to death.
Ciao-su, Hibari.
Hey, baby.
Reborn, say something to him.
Dino, you must take responsibility for your student until the end.
It is a tutor's duty.
But I don't have anything left to teach him.
Guess I have no choice...
You battle freak.
Dino-san, Hibari-san, don't fight here!
My house is gonna get destroyed.
Come and chase me here!
Lambo, wait.
Stay away!
Lambo...
I-Pin...
That's dangerous.
It's the Mahjongg Mega Bomb countdown!
I forgot, I-Pin has a crush on Hibari-san.
Dino-san, throw I-Pin far away!
Oh yeah, Dino-san doesn't have his men with him.
I've changed my mind.
Beating him today wouldn't be any fun.
Yeah.
You're right.
See you.
Ignoring the stupid cow,
this is pretty pathetic, considering they're my students.
Tsuna, Dino...
Sho-chan, what's wrong?
Sho-chan?
Don't move, okay?
Oh, Hibari was here?
Did he come to hang out?
Uh, no, I don't think so...
Okay, first aid has been applied.
Be more careful, Big Tsuna, Big Dino.
Yeah, thanks.
Sorry about that.
But it might have been better than fighting Hibari.
How the heck did those guys train together?
Tsuna, I'm going to say hi to your mom.
Tsuna, it must suck getting hurt like that.
I'll play with the kids today.
You sure?
Yeah!
Yay!
Big Takeshi is going to play with us?
Very grateful!
There're more people...
What should we play?
Let's see...
How about catch?
Sure!
I-Pin too!
Wait!
That's going to end badly!
Okay, here I go.
He didn't hold back!
Lambo-san's gonna play too!
You okay?
Sorry, pal.
Lambo-san can hold it in...
Hold... it... I can't!
What the heck?
Lambo, he...
Honestly, and I was just about to enjoy some food at the bed and breakfast...
...is all grown up!
That's great.
But I was hoping you could stay a kid a bit longer.
No! Not me!
Good afternoon, Young Vongola.
Adult Lambo.
Here we go again... I'm off, Young Vongola!
Stop right there, Romeo!
I thought so!
Poison cooking!
Save me!
Wait!
Mom, I don't think I can keep this up.
Hi, hi.
It's your lovely sister.
Mom couldn't follow what you were saying, so she left to go shopping.
I've got plans with a friend. Catch ya later.
Wait! Save me!
No!
Reborn, do something!
We're going to bother the neighbors!
You can take care of it.
Wait!
I have to get out of...
Re-Born!
Re-Born
I'll stop Bianchi like my life depends on it!
To stop a fight, you have to make them lose their will to fight.
A Niramekko Shot will help you out.
Wait, Romeo!
Save me!
Romeo!
Bianchi!
What's that?
Made you laugh! Ha-ha!
That just ticks me off.
Guess it doesn't work on Bianchi.
Sorry, Young Vongola.
I'm still alive somehow?
Well, you were Deathperate.
You saved him. Well done.
Don't act like it was someone else's problem!
Well, it was!
Geez... You know, I feel like someone else was there...
Aw, nuts. If a neighbor saw me like that...
You really don't care!
Looks like Shoichi's having a nightmare.
Sounds like the celebrities' house gave him quite a shock.
A huge face...
Explosions...
I don't think that package was meant for an apology.
I think it's a terrifying, cursed box,
and that my nightmares will only continue until I return it.
Please let me give it back!
And now what you've been waiting for.
The horoscope for...
...next week!
The best three, maggot!
Lambo-san is here too!
You do this then.
That's right, maggot!
Hold... it... in...
The third sign for next week...
Gemini Wearing a fruity scent will increase your popularity.
...will be Gemini.
Next week is Lambo-san's!
Hold... it... in...
Number two for next week...
Pisces You'll be able to read situations perfectly!
...will be Pisces.
I wonder if that means I can eat two special cakes to celebrate?
Hold... it... in...
And the top sign...
Scorpio Get in better shape by running a marathon!
...will be Scorpio.
Let's celebrate with some poison cooking.
That was all Lambo-san!
Ciao-ciao.
Bye-bye.
Next time:
Fighting Spirit! Absolute Evil Fist.